Sam Walton as my 7th cousin, once removed, through our MRCA, Abigail Bellows (1661-1726), my 7 times great grandmother.  Forget the discount, I want a piece of Cousin Sam’s estate and free access to the royalties on the People of Walmart Pictures!  If the lineage for Sam is correct from We’re Related, then we really are related since I have documentation confirming my lineage to Grandmother Abigail.